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What kind of drunk are you?
 Dumb Laws of Indiana
One may not sniff glue. ~LoL! 
Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March ~Saves on water!! haha but eww 
The value of Pi is 4, and not 3.14 ~What?! 
Within four hours of eating garlic, a person may not enter a movie house, theater, or ride a public streetcar. ~Yeah wouldn't want to scare the vampires away! 
Hotel sheets must be exactly 99 inches long and 81 inches wide. ~Riiiight 
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Dumb Laws of Illinois
The English language is not to be spoken. ~okay I'm confused 
One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth. ~Eww 
Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire. ~Well duh.. 
It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are UNDER seventeen years of age and have legal permits. ~Well we all know what they are interested in there, now don't we? 
It is considered an offense to attempt to have sex with one's dog ~haha gross
It is illegal to go trick-or-treating on Halloween. ~Well that spoils all the fun! 
It is unlawful to change clothes in an automobile with the curtains drawn, except in case of fire. ~Okkk Illinois has too many "dumb laws" for nakedness, good golly! 
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